Daily Insults (about this Blog)

Here are a collection of Jack's Daily Insults, Daily Thoughts, Funny Sayings, and Daily Inspirations.
This is a BLOG created from a portion of my website pages that were located at:
www.shilesjack.com

Yes, The Encantoman a.k.a. Mr. Jack Shiles is back but posting through Blogs and creating that American dream again, called Freedom of Speech, guaranteed to All Americans under The U.S. Constitution.

Her is a comprehensive list of My Daily Insults.
Use them, copy them, and insult somebody. Hell insult everybody.

Remember ... Piss On A MUSLIM Today they really really like it.
Thank you for visiting,
The Famous 1
The Encantoman

Living everyday to give others an ulcer through abstract humor.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: EACH comment section has over 40 insults. Use them daily, people deserve to be shunned, insulted, and beaten down!

Alexander the Great

says,
"I might have conquered the known world but it would have been more fun if I were able to insult my enemies with Jack's Famous Insults."

Barack Hussein Obama

says,
"No one Insults People Like that Jack. He's my hero, I am having him over for chicken at the White House."

Michel de Nostredame, known as Nostradamus

Says,
"I can't understand why I didn't foresee Jack's superb ability to upset the natural order of things through simple insults."

Anthony Hopkins, Hannibal Lecter

Says,
"Jack's brilliance is equal only to my devious plotting mind."

President George W. Bush

Says,
"I should of had Jack in my Cabinet to insult all those damn useless Arabs."

Don Rickles, Master of Insults

Says,
"Jack is a great master of insults, second only to me, ha - ha"

Rosie Odonnell

Says,
"Fat people love Jack's insults, I know I am a fat ass idiot, and I love to be insulted by Jack."

Bill Gates - Microsoft Founder

Says,
"I know a lot about computers but that Jack is funny, he really knows how to insult people."

Andrew Dice Clay a.k.a. Ford Fairlane

Says,
"No One Insults Someone as good as Jack Does."

Barney Fife

Says,
I got some infamous quotes from all over for you.....

Albert Einstein

says,
"Jack is the most intelligent being on earth!"

Sigmund Freud

says,
"Such a serious mind of one named Jack must be studied."

Jack says, "Understand This ..."

Black Jack Pershing

The 3 Stooges

Moe says poke me in the eye; Larry said a fist full of hair in hand; and Curly says, nyuk nyuk ... Jack make me laugh to I cry!

Sylvester Stallone as Rambo

says,
"That damn Jack kills me."

John Wayne as Hondo with his dog

says,
"Real Americans like Jack are getting hard to find."

Stewie says, Read Jack's Stuff or Else

Arnold Schwarzenegger

says,
"I'll terminate you if you don't read Jack's Daily Insults."

Archie Bunker

says,
"If you don't find Jack's Daily Insults funny then you are a 'Meat Head."

Marvin the Martian

says,
"Listen to Jack or I will destroy you all."

Clint Eastwood a.k.a. Dirty Harry

says,
"My 44 Magnum is a one hell of handgun, but Jack's mind is more powerful."

Alan Greenspan, former Fed Chairman

says,
"I may know a lot about finance and banking but that Jack makes me laugh."

Former President Bill Clinton

says,
"That damn Jack gets a lot more pussy than me."

Captain Kirk says, Jack Out of This World

Playboy's, Hugh Hephner

says,
"Jack he the man."

Andy Rooney says, Wish I'd Thought of These

BA Baracus

says,
"I pitty the fools that don't read Jack's Daily Insults, where do you think I get my material?"

Copernicus

says,
"Jack is a real genius."

Homer Simpson says, duh, Jack, duh

Sun Tzu says, I am great but Jack is greater

Will Rogers says, Give'm Hell Jack

Socrates says, That Jack has Incredible mind

Mark Twain

Says,
"Jack is a great writer, and a marvel of his time."

Leonardo da Vinci

says,
"Jack's abstract insults are the true basis of all humor deep within us all."

Homer

says,
"Jack is Great, Jack is Wonderful."

President Teddy Roosevelt

says,
"Jack would make one fine President."

Galileo

says,
"That Jack Smarter Than Me."

Karl Marx

says,
"Jack Make Me Want To Write A New Book."

Lao Tzu says, Jack one damn funny guy

Friedrich Nietzsche

Says,
"That Jack a better philospher than me and funnier too."

Plato says, Jack has great mind

Nikola Tesla

says,
"Jack's Insults Are Electrifying"

Aristotle

says,
"Jack is one super intelligent man"

Charles Darwin

says,
"I should've included Jack's funny stuff in my evolution theory"

Confucius say, That Jack one darn smart fella

General George Patton says, Jack's Insults reflect true American Genius

Archimedes says, Jack's Insults are the greatest

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